Groundskeeper Golf Tees

Golf // Coffee // Sustainability

Tales From the Course

Royal Hawaiian Golf Club

Salish Cliffs Golf Club

This stunning resort, just 70 minutes from Seattle, boasts a gorgeous par 72 golf course and a casino that I'm no longer welcome at due a slight misunderstanding between me and the Pit Boss

West Seattle Golf Course

Take a moment to soak in the incredible views of the Seattle skyline, and be at peace, before remembering that the f*ckin' bridge is closed so it's a 2 hour drive back to Seattle.

Belltown Golf Club

This 1.45 yard, slightly downhill, par 3 is where I made my first and only ace! The course has since been shut down by the building owner after I was "evicted for not paying my rent".

What the people are saying

golf isn't the only thing you're bad at

my ex girlfriend

drinking and playing golf isn't a personality trait

all of my Hinge matches

your golf game was the inspiration for my hit song "Hot N Cold"

Katy Perry, probably